WWN: RIVER OF BEER DISCOVERED IN GERMANY

From the authoritive Weekly World News:

A PREVIOUSLY undiscovered natural river of beer has been found deep in Germany’s Black Forest.

The existence of the Krautlager River, as it has been named, came as a pleasant surprise to most Germans as it is not even charted in maps of their legendary forest. The river of beer is believed to be the result of a fluke of nature.